Tuesday 4 April 2017

Stupid Laws

Stupid laws are a bore

It's what anal-retentives adore

But the rest of us can see right through them,

Shaking our heads at them.

Who cares if your dogs on a rock

Or if your cocks in a sock,

Or your car’s on the clock,

Or your kid’s on the snot,

Such laws are designed to give power to stupid

Small men with, er, small hands,

Women with fat glands,

People with no friends,

‘That lot’ with no trends.

The cardigan brigade,

Who are otherwise afraid.


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